What are the advantages of being a man over a woman?

1 Phone conversation with friends are usually over within 10 mins or less
2 They mostly know more about cars
3 They are more statistically likely to be Presidents
4 Your last name is retained
5 You can go to the bathroom without a group
6 Never have to clean the toilet
7 You can be ready for an outing  in 10 mins
8 Wedding plans take care of themselves
9 If someone forgets to invite you for something, you can still remain friends
10 If you are 35 and single nobody cares
11 Men are less likely to suffer from depression
12 Men are able to defend themselves against assault
13 Men are more likely to become CEOs, and other high societal positions
14 Men make more money
15 Less pressure is put on them in terms of fashion