Jokes

  A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says " I have faith, God will save me". The coast guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

    The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying " I have faith, God will save me". The man dies and goes to heaven. he asks God " Why didn't you save me?" God replies " I tried, I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin."


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